Just when you thought shit couldn't get any more fucked, along comes this. Men are using toilet roll tubes to see how the size of their banger stacks up. Apparently, the practice of sticking your dong in an empty loo roll to measure the size isn't a new one, and men have been using this trick for a while, however, it's come to the Internet's attention again all thanks to this tweet:. Who knew measuring your wang could be such a mish? This really breaks it down for everyone, including handy diagrams and measurement breakdowns.
Top definition. NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra. After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss , but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
We all know the phrase, "Don't judge a book by its cover. It goes something like this, "Don't judge a dick by its size. Many of us go about our days believing it's best to live large, that bigger is better, and one ought to go big or go home.
A few months ago, I had a round of these conversations with the usual suspects in my life. Think of it as a dick Overton window: a continuum of acceptability, but in this case, one that varies from person to person. Boyfriend dicks have a measurable component, of course, but not a consistent one.